A blonde woman was on a girls’ weekend in Las Vegas.
She stood in front of a candy machine, put in two quarters, turned the knob, and a candy bar fell out.
She repeated the process, and again a candy bar fell out.
Elated, she tried again as a man approached, saying, “Excuse me miss, what are you doing?”
She said, “Hell-o-oh!,” she said. “Can’t you see I’m winning here!”
She said, “Hell-o-oh!,” she said. “Can’t you see I’m winning here!”