That Technical Crunch

Hit me with the technical bang. British or Thai Chang. Mix em up, down the lip, it’s all the same. Could be drinking water, would still think the same. Who cares about your pain? We give Celebrity Rehab to the C-list names, but forget about kids with less technicolored hunger pangs.

Don’t feel shame, why would you? Tell me again about what you went through dude…you know: Before I commit the crime after pulling down the mask, I’m gonna reverse Scooby Doo you Boo Boo.

But seriously I’ll behave. Act put upon for your rights then fry your brain at a rave. Make Asian kids the sidekick in every movie, then talk about the plight of the slaves. Tell me “I just don’t get it” till I’m playing with lighter fluid in the caves.

Hah hah.

Galuuuugh.