First Person Shooter logic. 30 bullets to the chest will not kill a man. Only a lazy overhand right can accomplish that. You know shit’s real when that gun whack doesn’t work.
I tried to help a Chinese kid shut the door to his convenience store. I slammed his fingers.
Waiting for the games to start. Such killer rakeback.
Soldiers were given Methamphetamine to combat fatigue and drowsiness during WWII
Interesting article series by Diamond Flush about the distortion of truth in the Lederer Files: http://diamondflushpoker.com/2012/10/the-distortion-of-truth-in-the-lederer-files/ …#fb
Watched 30 minutes of the debate. Gonna go barricade my house some more and make more money on the internets to feed myself outside of the US#Ciao
Let’s all keep tweeting and posting tweets on the live broadcast so we can’t focus on how sad this is.
Moderator closing his eyes in stress was the best part.
Romney sits and gives a shiteating grin the whole time at Obama. He informs us he will create jobs, after he tells the moderator in front of him that he will fire him. He speaks over man he promises to fire several times, showing zero respect for his post and the process.
For a black guy Obama can’t battle for shit.
This man would like to give money for the poor. You’re an empty suit, but you have that on your side. Do you use it? No.
Good thing everybody charged to Twitter and Facebook to state their opinions. I doubt they heard anything of the debate.
Over/under on three total opinions changed last night.
Romney. Just let there be a public option in healthcare so people can live. Then it can suck and you can go to much better private clinics.
I didn’t like public school very much but I sure was appreciative I received that over nothing.
Mitt Romey looks like a put upon teenager when Obama is talking
Romney and Obama, I do not care what teacher or steel worker you talked to on the road. Tell me “I talked to this one ho who I made up who said…”
A little theme music for the presidential debates
“Romney: ‘Regulation is essential.’ Grover Norquist just shit out his eyelids.” – Soul Khan
Yes Mitt Romney privatization has worked so well with our healthcare system, we’re only the laughingstock of the Earth in that department
Don’t let your happiness depend on something you may lose! ~C.S.Lewis
TAX CUTS DO NOT CREATE A MEANINGFUL NATIONAL INCREASE IN EMPLOYMENT. THIS HAS NOT BEEN PROVEN CONVINCINGLY EVER. THIS IS NOT DEBATABLE.
My & @TheRealSadistik playing a debate drinking game: Every time Mitt Romney THINKS a racial slur, we take a shot of Jack. We’re ripped.
17hBill Maher @billmaher
Mitt will stop the subsidy to PBS! Well, that should solve the deficit problem!
Put in a couple two hour sessions now. About 5K hands in total. Up a couple buy-ins. I’m down with that as a start. I’m a little rusty. It’s nice to play when I want again.
Chinese food, pan, Diet Coke, yogurt, coffee, tuna, grilled cheese sandwiches, health.
I like how the Obama presidency has helped the Republicans so much. They expected the rock star to fix everything, and when he couldn’t walk on water everyone demands smaller government again.
Every man needs a night run. Breathe in the fumes of the night, and relish clean air and sweat.
Had a good day of work. Did a meeting this morning about a new Webinar series of mine coming out, this one open to the public. I think I’ll be able to start plugging it soon. It will be an all-encompassing course for any MTTer. I’m really excited to be working on it.
I did a private lesson with one of my favorite Irish students. I then got a webinar in with the Pocarr crew, which is always a blast. I had a really tough cash game reg really challenge me with his analysis of a certain hand. It’s really fun to have people make me think on my feet.
All right, that should just about do it for my nightly smell-my-own-farts routine. If you’d like to study cards with me the email is email@example.com
Dr. Suess actually cheated on his wife while she was sick with cancer for 13 years – When she killed herself, he married the mistress.
I’m not really good at anything. I just keep moving at all times. When I’m dragging ass, sick, whatever. I go at whatever speed I’m capable. I write down what I can do and just cross it out. I never remember anything. I’m not better at this than anyone. I just keep moving.
Whenever someone tells me they’re a great player I automatically assume they’re a dumbass.
Going to go read to hopefully uncloud my mind before a lesson. I swapped some lessons to get a large number off of Carbon. It’s worth it. The guys are great.
The water is turned off in Costa Rica. I filled the washing machine, blender, pitchers, glasses, the coffee pot, the coffee machine, etc. with water. Should last me.
I would really like to make a metal song called “Diet Coke In My Choco Zucaritas.” I would scream ‘my life is so beautiful, my life is perfect.”
Stars, raise my transfer limits. I need to send away a house. At least now I know how to work a spreadsheet.
Go to sleep after a cinnamon roll.
I went to celebrate my girlfriend’s neighbor’s birthday. She’s been like a second mother to her since she was a baby. The woman was so nice to me. She brought me about four cups of delicious Costa Rican coffee with sugar. I never drink coffee with sugar unless someone makes it for me. That’s a good enough excuse. Then got my ass kicked in Dr. Mario by her son. I can’t think like I used to. Played Donkey Kong co-op for a little while, then started playing our favorite levels. Got through the mine cart one after 15 tries, I suck. Couldn’t do that one level where you’re always jumping around for cans of gasoline.
At some point I saw a pair of fake stunner shades and put them on. I zoned out for a couple hours while my girlfriend did therapy for the family. At some point I forgot I had fake shades on and a green hoodie, laying down on someone else’s couch, playing SNES. I couldn’t figure out why people were looking at me.
My girlfriend said later, “you’re from another planet. You don’t notice anything.”
They cut out your eyelids practically so you can see them do it to you.
38 ¶ Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:
39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
40 And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also.
41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain.
42 Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.
—Matthew 5:38–5:42 KJV
I get it now Romney. Christ was obviously telling me here to give food stamps to anyone who does not have a trendy $20.00 flip phone or a pair of jeans, because they’re not working hard enough for it obviously. Christ was all about that trickle-down shit. Teach em responsibility!
And teach these people Christ’s love too! http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2012/10/201210373854792889.html
Meanwhile we’ll forget all about: http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/americas/121003/us-far-behind-race-the-arctic
But hey, good thing we’re still all uptight about pot and gay marriage.
Saw this B movie. It was a mint. Stupid and lovely. Just enough horrible acting mixed with decent performances. Pop Rocks-ish. I love cheesy horror movies.
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