“Tener Una Cara De Telefono Ocupado”

10/29/2012

Congratulations to my student Artūrs Kirtovskis (@akirtovskis) for shipping the Sunday Warm Up!…on iPoker Great game sir!

Man I hope people are okay during this storm.

AM grind on. When you’re living your dreams you don’t need to sleep.

Reading the Old Testament. Now I know why Ben Wilinofsky (@NeverScaredB) is such a G. His people didn’t mess around, and they seem slightly insane.

When you realize you were night eating because of the awful taste in your mouth come morning.

Cashing everything out of Merge and Lock. I don’t trust this sites anymore with the recent developments. I should have learned from Full Tilt a lot more by now.

Took my dog out and ran him out in neighborhood. He never wants to leave it now.

I don’t understand why people have to be such assholes when discussing politics. If your argument was really that strong you probably wouldn’t have to yell to convince me.

Lesson one done with the Manchester lad.

Not going to lie. I didn’t realize Scotland was in the United Kingdom till I did a lesson with someone from Scotland.

If I’ve learned anything about working together to make a better world, it’s that polarization to two extremes and demonization of the opposition leads to success

Khakis and boat shoes. Cologne. Hair gelled. No one’s home. But I feel good damnit. And my fiance is going to know she said “yes” to a winner when she walks through the door. That or a complete self-indulgent jackass.

It would appear the Argentinian’s power went out. Damn. Trying to get four lessons done a day.

Oh well I have a mountain of emails to sort through.

Pieces. I have pieces of some of my favorite students again. Going to be fun to watch them gallop. No money down, signed up yesterday.

I’m ripping out my hair constantly without realizing it. I have a patch open in my leg hair. I had to sweep the other day.

Sending out those Merge and Lock dollars. Please no Full Tilt 2. So stupid I played on there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIFJLMyUwrg

RIP NJ pier.

I’m stretching out the collars of every one of my shirts.

A holocaust is a religious animal sacrifice that is completely consumed by fire. The word derives from the Ancient Greek holocaustos (ὁλόκαυστος from ὅλος “whole” + καυστός “burnt”), which is used solely for one of the major forms of sacrifice.

 Always wondered where that word came from.

There’s folks who talk about dreaming and the people who live it.

I sent in my Bluff article. It feels good to get that in. A lot of people read print media who wouldn’t stumble upon my services on Pocketfives. I also genuinely enjoy writing the articles. It’s just difficult to do with a time crunch sometimes. This time I made myself write the whole thing in 20 minutes. I didn’t stop to reread anything. It was just complete stream of consciousness. Then I made myself sleep and look at it the next day. While it wasn’t a masterpiece there was a ton of good material. I read it aloud and made a number of necessary edits, but the whole thing took me 40 minutes to write altogether. Normally it takes me 2+ hours to write a Bluff article. This one really resonated with a concept that has been really important to teach all my students. It’s about how your analysis of a situation or a particular hand shouldn’t just end when the play was profitable.

Strongest hurricane ever recorded North of North Carolina apparently.

I’m considering donating money to a project that rehabilitates dogs instead of putting them down. It occurs to me I should probably donate more money to human beings before this. Then I recall I like dogs more than most people.

I just couldn’t resist when I saw him paddling in the pool.

http://fundapetmiracle.com/projects/alberts-2nd-chance1/324

Mondays are like Christmas morning with new Boardwalk Empire, Walking Dead, Dexter, and Homeland episodes to watch on my HDTV. Even though Nucky Thompson’s character writing took a huge dive with this showgirl garbage.

Whenever I am walking down a dead end street with six houses on it, and there are eight people walking around, I went to yell out, “what the fuck are the chances of all eight of us being out here right now?!”

Why must I wash the carrots if I’m only going to skin them?

Chinese soap opera at the Chino’s. Yucitas on the counter. A tube up their baby’s nose. Still struggling.

Jaxtraw walk through. So many concepts. So many hand histories. It’s all coming together.

I almost wrote Assassinato (Seattle) on an email. Wow, it’s been a while for that.

I’m in your country telling customs it’s just a visit.

My God, how many of you guys have seen my vids? It’s insane.

“To my friends: My work is done. Why wait?” was written in the suicide note of Kodak founder George Eastman.

I give zero shits about the WSOP final table. I do not enjoy televised poker.

Got the two hour lesson done with the Russian’s horse.

This was done in Philippines. Water and bleach in bottle of coke was fitted on the roof. It absorbs and reflects sunlight and is equal to 55 watt lightbulb.

KING: Governor Romney? You’ve been a chief executive of a state. I was just in Joplin, Missouri. I’ve been in Mississippi and Louisiana and Tennessee and other communities dealing with whether it’s the tornadoes, the flooding, and worse. FEMA is about to run out of money, and there are some people who say do it on a case-by-case basis and some people who say, you know, maybe we’re learning a lesson here that the states should take on more of this role. How do you deal with something like that?

ROMNEY: Absolutely. Every time you have an occasion to take something from the federal government and send it back to the states, that’s the right direction. And if you can go even further and send it back to the private sector, that’s even better.

Instead of thinking in the federal budget, what we should cut — we should ask ourselves the opposite question. What should we keep? We should take all of what we’re doing at the federal level and say, what are the things we’re doing that we don’t have to do? And those things we’ve got to stop doing, because we’re borrowing $1.6 trillion more this year than we’re taking in. We cannot…

KING: Including disaster relief, though?

ROMNEY: We cannot — we cannot afford to do those things without jeopardizing the future for our kids. It is simply immoral, in my view, for us to continue to rack up larger and larger debts and pass them on to our kids, knowing full well that we’ll all be dead and gone before it’s paid off. It makes no sense at all.

 The problem in this country is that we can’t separate wants from needs. Duh.

Damn Costa Rican oranges not learning to eat their chemicals and remove their seeds.

My Middle Eastern girlfriend puts oils on me to keep me focused. I’ve never felt so on point. Her white blouse and brazen brown hair remind me of an anime I saw more than once.

I didn’t stop from 7:00 AM till 9:00 PM today. The grind doesn’t stop if you’re really after it.

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