Looks Like Spring To Me

Happy Groundhog’s Day everybody!!!!!!!!One of my closer friends, Kaleb Vanderbilt, still works for NIKE, where I was employed so entertainingly .I was more entertained than my boss, it turned out.Thirty years later, I still can’t bring myself to wear any other brand.But I refuse… I refuse to pay retail.Which brings [...] Read more »

Real Actual Florida Headlines (Best Read Aloud)

Deer flees nativity scene… Family sues police over arrest for blowing kiss… Dance troupe sure looked like terrorists…Heart medicine mistaken for cocaine…Bomb squad blows up stuffed pony… Dress code, cheerleader outfits conflict…Man accused of growing pot in front yard… Snake handlers should be careful… Circumsion brings a criminal complaint…Obituary ends [...] Read more »

Defeat Is A Building Block

“It is not the critic who counts; not  the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds  could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in  the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and [...] Read more »

2012 Self-Promises. And I Mean It This Time.

To be completely honest, I have already bungled my first resolution, i.e., Eschew Procrastination. But let me explain: I realized procrastination is only a problem if you are wasting time because you are afraid to do something which might be difficult or painful.  I haven’t done that…I have just found [...] Read more »

I Remember Christmas….

I came to truly believe in A Superior Being when I received my first toy at Christmas.It was the answer to my prayers.I come from humble stock.  Hell, our stock came from humble stock.December 25th was a break in the routine of being poor, as I recall it.Or it was [...] Read more »

Happy Birthday, DooDah!!!

As you get older, three things happen.  The first is your memory goes,and I can’t remember the other two. – Norman Wisdom…… Could I really have been born in the first half of the last century?….I actually like being old.  Especially if the painkillers have kicked in.  And there are no [...] Read more »

They Have Free Wine & Cheese, Too

In my younger days, I used to go to all the gallery openings.  Great place to meet women.    And you never had to worry about what to say.    You see someone of interest near an artwork and you simply ask, “So, what do you think?”    Whatever she says, you reply, [...] Read more »